Wednesday, August 23, 2006
a fairytale
"Mummy?" "yes dear" "will you tell me a story?"
"Once upon a time there were giants and goblins, fairies and angels who walked and flew about the earth like normal animals and birds. There were animals as well but of wonderful colours unlike the ones we know. The flowers came to the were also different shapes and sizes and colours. One day some barbarian humans came to the land. They started randomly killing the unarmed animals so all the animals, angels, fairies, goblins and giants got together and disscussed what to do. The giants said "fight" so did the animals and goblins but the fairies and angels said " no let's be more deceitful and also send goblins saying we retreated... "help help" in came some elves and fauns. "who are you?" asked Farkly (a fairy) "we were chased out our land to the north from here by some barbarian humans there are more coming." " stay and bring the rest" said Farkly. Just then in cluttered more beasts. So then they went into their fortress and put guards out, they brought in lots food and made plans to attack the enemies camp. They sent out spies who went into the enemy camp and then one day they armed themselves to go to battle with archers who would stay on top of the hill. Then they would have swordmen, and and the fairies and angels had knives."
"now dear we will carry on tomorrow" "goodnight mummy" "goodnight dear."
Next night... "mummy will you tell me the end of the story."
"well suddenly some centours and dwarfs came saying the barbarian humans had chased them out from the east and west. So the dwarfs were archers and the centours trampled people and were also swordsmen. They met the humans and soon won the battle but these humans were under warlords so they went and quarter the army stayed to guard the humans because there weren't many left but rest of the army didn't want human reinforcements. So 3 quarters went to chase the humans out of the east and gained the support of the prisoners there and they sent the prisoners and a few of their ow men to take back the humans and so 3 quarters the origanal army went and freed the east and North and when they got back they had an army three times the size that of the humans and another battle commenced and they were victorious again and the humans never ever came back again.
THE END!!!"
"goodnight mummy" "goodnight dear"
"Once upon a time there were giants and goblins, fairies and angels who walked and flew about the earth like normal animals and birds. There were animals as well but of wonderful colours unlike the ones we know. The flowers came to the were also different shapes and sizes and colours. One day some barbarian humans came to the land. They started randomly killing the unarmed animals so all the animals, angels, fairies, goblins and giants got together and disscussed what to do. The giants said "fight" so did the animals and goblins but the fairies and angels said " no let's be more deceitful and also send goblins saying we retreated... "help help" in came some elves and fauns. "who are you?" asked Farkly (a fairy) "we were chased out our land to the north from here by some barbarian humans there are more coming." " stay and bring the rest" said Farkly. Just then in cluttered more beasts. So then they went into their fortress and put guards out, they brought in lots food and made plans to attack the enemies camp. They sent out spies who went into the enemy camp and then one day they armed themselves to go to battle with archers who would stay on top of the hill. Then they would have swordmen, and and the fairies and angels had knives."
"now dear we will carry on tomorrow" "goodnight mummy" "goodnight dear."
Next night... "mummy will you tell me the end of the story."
"well suddenly some centours and dwarfs came saying the barbarian humans had chased them out from the east and west. So the dwarfs were archers and the centours trampled people and were also swordsmen. They met the humans and soon won the battle but these humans were under warlords so they went and quarter the army stayed to guard the humans because there weren't many left but rest of the army didn't want human reinforcements. So 3 quarters went to chase the humans out of the east and gained the support of the prisoners there and they sent the prisoners and a few of their ow men to take back the humans and so 3 quarters the origanal army went and freed the east and North and when they got back they had an army three times the size that of the humans and another battle commenced and they were victorious again and the humans never ever came back again.
THE END!!!"
"goodnight mummy" "goodnight dear"
# posted by firedrake @ 8:16 am 
